Yesterday, I was walking along the fence to the hospital's mental wing
and I could hear a chorus of patients in the courtyard shouting, "13....13....13....."
I couldn't see through the fence, but I saw a small peephole in the
planks, so I looked through to see what was happening.
Some idiot squirted me in the eye with water!
Then they all started shouting, "14....14....14......"
After a brief recovery, I almost laughed up my lunch.